Stoned Zebra is Looking Out For You, The Reader

Maybe Stoned Zebra is a small blog, and maybe it isn't like those big shots with fancy computers and real jobs that contribute to society. You know what though? Even though you are fucked up enough to read this blog (and maybe even enjoy it), I still love and cherish you for your good qualities. Exempt that you pee sitting down. I mean seriously? You have a dick use it to its full  potential. Yes, I'm talking to you too ladies. Get that penis checked out. It shouldn't be there. Well, I'm not into it, but I guess some people are, and that's cool... perverts... and if you are into it, why are you sitting here reading this shit? Get onto some tyranny site and get your jerk on! ¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!

The Glorious Return of Zebra Man... Again!

I feel I have been shirking on my civic responsibilities. As you might have noticed I have not had a blog post in more than half a year. If you didn't notice well then you are a douchebag... Anyway, I thought that for my first blog entry back that I should write about the Bush administration's policies on... WAIT! I just realized I don't give a shit.

Chuck Norris... Need I Say More

Not to sound like pubescent dick... CHUCK NORRIS IS A GOD! This was the brainchild of a dumb ass I will call... Herpes. He has sparked his own brand of jokes that no one cares about, and ,if said in mixed company, people will most likely will take you for a cook(or something ove that sort). I love him.

The Glorious Return of ZEBRA MAN!!!

Tell your friends, bitches!

Tic Tac® My Ass

Tic Tacs® are the monopoly that will bring America to its demise. The government will use the irresistiblee technology to plant the tiniestt of microchips into the brains of the American (AND CHINESEE) public. If we do not rise up, and use Scope® (Stoned Zebra Approved!!!) we will all fall into the power of this redneck regime.

Dinosaurs Walk New York!!!

Now, I know by the title of this article you might think I'm a little bit crazy, but I have proof that they are hidden among us like average people.

The Man!

I think the world would be a better place if someone had the mental(or genital) capacity to believe me when I say this: The government is after you and I! We are some crazy team like Bach and... Curious George. The government has been spying on us for a year(ask Bush), and no one believed me when I said it! Now, I say to you good sir: FIGHT THE SYSTEM! THROW OFF THE SHACKLES OF ESTABLISHMENT!