Pygmy

I like pygmies, and I will tell you why. Yeah, I know they are beautiful people, but the real key to their charm is their tiny bone structure. They're fun to have around like a bunny or a sausage. There is one question I just can't seem to get out of my mind. How much do they eat? I'm serious. Have you ever seen a fat pygmy? No! Maybe they exercise. Maybe they're small. WAIT! They are small! That's the key! Oh God, I need a nap.