Why Men Should Not Have Nipples

Men do not produce milk, you see. Then what is the point of giving them nipples? If you are a man(like me or Jefe over here), and plastic surgery is not your forte, then I suggest an alternate route. Ask your local senator, or bartender, to pass a law ordering that they not be called nipples anymore. I think it should be called something along the lines of titty to the masculine form.