Stoned Zebra is Looking Out For You, The Reader

Maybe Stoned Zebra is a small blog, and maybe it isn't like those big shots with fancy computers and real jobs that contribute to society. You know what though? Even though you are fucked up enough to read this blog (and maybe even enjoy it), I still love and cherish you for your good qualities. Exempt that you pee sitting down. I mean seriously? You have a dick use it to its full  potential. Yes, I'm talking to you too ladies. Get that penis checked out. It shouldn't be there. Well, I'm not into it, but I guess some people are, and that's cool... perverts... and if you are into it, why are you sitting here reading this shit? Get onto some tyranny site and get your jerk on! ¡VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN!