Why Anal Probing Completes Me

Anal probing is one of life's small pleasures. It can make you feel alive when you are down. It even takes sample of your s***, and analyzes it. It is the greatest thing man or fish(no one knows which) has ever invented. If you knew the reason they are so magically delicious I would pay you, but alas you don't. Now, I'm going to watch the Lifetime Channel and have a good cry.